Saturday, May 28, 2005
alexei sayle -- barcelona plates
'Barnaby's gf wanted to tape a play off the radio which was a 2-hr monologue convering the travails of a girl who was a sexually abused sickle cell anaema sufferer to discuss with her class at a later date. so she'd dragged out their old Sony portable stereo, plugged it n, tuned the radio to Radio 4, found a C120 tape, started it when the play started n turned it over fastidiously after 60 mins. but instead of pressing the button that wld have taped the play she pressed the button that activated the built in microphone n recorded a hundred n twenty mins of hers n barnaby's home life, which aurally consisted of, 'want a cup of tea?' 'no thanks.' n a muffled fart while she was out of the room. that was it. that was all. they thought they were happy but the tape told a different story, the tape proved them wrong. no one who lived through a hundred n twenty mins of such torpidity cld b happy. theirs was a life of grinding tedium. 2 wks later, barnaby's gf began an affair with a fireman who specialised in dangerous chemical spills.'
gimmicks
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-runs out to bring in the dried clothes.
Conversatons at 1.20am.
u shld have told me.
that ur only def of a proper job.
is one that starts at 8.
n ends at 5.
it doesnt matter that mine starts at 2.
n ends at 10.
even though im clocking in the hours.
just coz i dont start wk by 8.
my job is not proper.
zheng(4) chang(2) de(4) kong(1) zhuo(4)
zheng(4) chang(2) de(4) ren(2) zhuo(4).
when r u gonna lead a normal lifestyle?
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Friday, May 27, 2005
did a little stockchecking.
they r now 9 boxes of ice cream in the freezer.
n since i know that i had finished 2 boxes (eer, i mean, i opened 2 boxes. im really not so greedy lidat.)
my parents have bought another 4 more.
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im obsessed.
Monday, May 23, 2005
i now know y there r 56 bars of ice cream in the freezer.
each bar only cost 20 cents.
my parents sure know how to spot a value-for-money deal.
----joraffe----
