Thursday, November 11, 2004
LIST OF POSSIBLE JOBS.
1)FBI Agent -- am not american. do not want to live in america. have no police experience.
2)Lawyer -- hated sch. (though now going to sch is far better than going to wk.) hated studying. (though now ill rather b the one studying than my kids.) do not want to go to uni for another 7432678 yrs.
3)Doctor -- uggghhh. (have never taken bio b4)
4)Nurse -- *piak piak (love the sound of plastic gloves when i stretch them over my hands) unflattering unifors.
5)Waitress -- wld eat all the fd.
6)Professional people-spotter -- nice. but no one wld pay me.
7)Beautician -- bite my nails n shave as rarely as possible. do not want to c areas of other pple's bodies.
8)Journalist -- cont spill properly enugg. haha, shld b comedienne.
9)Comedienne -- reread last joke. wasnt funny.
10)Actress -- can only convincely pull off one face - grouch
11)Model -- too short. too fat.
12)Singer -- rethink idea of comedienne (no 9)
13)Hotshot bizwoman in control of life -- hmm .... must do research tom.
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ps, i love u.
Monday, November 08, 2004
only a narcissist wld have a portrait of herself hanging on the wall above her bed.
but then again, it was painted n given by jo.
so how cld i not have it mounted up?
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she calls it thermalscan art.
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