Saturday, January 24, 2004
n bcoz my dad likes all things to do w germany, ie the berlin wall,
n bcoz i like watching movies,
my daddy bought the tix today (fri) so that we (the whole family) wld b able to catch the 945pm screening of 'gdbye lenin' on sat.
lovelove.
ps: so now stalkers, u wld know where to find me.
Friday, January 23, 2004
the world's a beautiful place
its just that the pple aint.
Thursday, January 22, 2004
more cny stories
there was once a girl.
who called up her grandma
to complain abt another ah ma.
she made her grandma
call the other ah ma up to relay the msg that
'6 bucks is simply not enough in a red packet'
n so the embarrassed other ah ma
had to call the girl up
to apologise n explain their current economic situation -
that they had been retirees for the longest time.
*smiles
cny sickens me.
n btw, my baby wears baleno tops.
if anyone has any old baleno or bossini tops that they dont want anymore,
dont give to salvation army, they have more than enough,
give it to jo.
thanx.
ps: all other brands not accepted. shes a snob like that.
*ROARS.
my mom is mad.
we r playing hide n seek w my bloody clothes.
first, i found that she stashed my clothes under her bed.
then, i found them at the base of my wardrobe.
n now?
in the living room, under the tv set.
*breathes breathes breathes
she said she hid them as ive too many clothes.
i keep buying them coz i cant find my old tops.
stupid vicious cycle
if i hadnt bothered digging up my old photos, i wont have found my clothes.
i wonder where's the new hiding place.
under the sink?
in my bro's wardrobe?
one thing i dont like abt cny is the incessant chatterings.
A (very pompous n eager to spew out his full knowledge): we have coke, pepsi, 7-up, sprite, fanta orange, fanta grape, root beer, green tea, iced lemon tea, chi tea .............
B (equally quick in showing off that he knows the more 'obscure' drinks but often getting it wrong): lemon dew pls.
these 2 methods of showing off can b applied to all conversations by merely changing the subject matter.
fuck lah.
so grating on my nerves.
my immediate family has both 'A' n 'B'.
i need a timeout.
Sunday, January 18, 2004
the dustmites in my room r really clingy.
i swept.
so they hid under the bed.
i mopped.
then they gathered in a neglected corner.
i vacuumed.
n i started sneezing.
*roars
i mean its understandable that they refuse to leave my room as they had been permanment residents for 10 yrs.
meanwhile, ive helped them apply for temporary residency at a certain jumbo flat in khatib.
--
anyway, this marks the end of the father-daughter (spring cleaning/house repainting) wkend.
--
pa: so, what do u want for dinner?
flo: i dont know. where r u going?
pa: behind.
flo: whats there behind? (as if i hadnt already memorised all the diff types of fd available)
pa: mee lah. what else do u eat besides mee anyway?
--
pa: i want to buy xxx. but i dont have money. so how?
(pause)
flo: go sell your backside.
----joraffe----
