Friday, January 17, 2003
from a 20bf to a 21gf
(takes orange comb n combs thru his hair)
kanina!
kam par ar?
u want me to lose face ar, ah ger?
y tell people i younger?
my hair goldengolden, not eyes
or u tok about other guys?
then hor, i not gay!
dont playplay.
tell u hor,
u r my zha bor!
oh, one more thing to add.
objectives for marketing is for consumers to R.I.P.
1) Reinforcing (yes, my brand/product is still alive n kicking)
2) Information (hey look, new n improved!)
3) Persuading (buy me! me me me!)
rest in peace dudes.
one of the underlying basis of marketing.
the 4Ps n 4As
(ooo, since when has biz become so les-orientated?)
supplier decisions is based on:
1) Product
2) Price
3) Place
4) Promotion
consumer reaction:
a) Awareness
b) Availability
c) Affordability
d) Acceptability
1 is att to d, while 2 is seeing c, and 3 is married to b, lastly 4 is having an affair with a
wat an easy way to remember their relations.
if only, all my modules r that easy too.
from a 21gf to a 20 bf
(tucks hair behind ears,
acts all giggly n high)
fear not that u r younger than me,
from the moment u got down on ur knee.
n looked at me with those golden eyes of yours,
i'll gladly agree n do all your chores.
though we've only been together for a day
all rules i would disobey
to run away
n be gay.
Thursday, January 16, 2003
anyone watched road trip?
remb the last part where the lead actor was rushing back in time for his exam?
n was too late?
but his ger reported a bomb hoax to delay time for him?
so in the end he made it in time?
anyway, something similar happened today.
ok. not quite but.....
1 hr into my exam,
the fire alarm rang.
everyone looked around in bewilderment.
1/2 sec went by b4 the invigilator ordered us to evacuvate the room.
grin.
(some of us went out with our notes.
some of us went out with cancer packs.
some of us called our frenz for answers.)
probably it was a prank
fire alarms have a tendency to go off frequently here
but i would prefer to think that some guy was struggling with his exam
n his gf somehow knew,
so she set off the alarm n swapped places with him
n completed his essay for him
okokokokokokok.
me n my romantic notions.
i wished i had a ger to do that for me.
had to prepare n sit for 3 exams in a short space of 26 hrs.
(personal record for me)
felt so mentally exhausted that i didnt think i was able to go for my 3rd paper.
now that ive taken my dinner n blogged,
i shall K.O. till ive caught up with all my lost sleep.
Tuesday, January 14, 2003
today's paper is on organisation behaviour.
after reading my texts,
ive come to one conclusion,
ive managed to learn all the things NOT to do.
but no one bk can show me clearly wat r the tings i NEED to do.
how to acheive it n also provide empricial evidence for support.
grrr. i dont see how can i manage a company successfully next time.
wat a waste of my time.
useless degree.
Monday, January 13, 2003
found this in the 6th edition of the Oxford Dictionary.
Kenism: a new form of religion that has sprung out among the scholarly elites in the early 21st century in the USA. Practices by kenists include owning exactly 3 pairs of undies and attempting to cut down on expenditure by mass-ordering scriptures from Singapore.
pardon me, while i meditate to acheive 'Kenlightenment'.
Sunday, January 12, 2003
puck's lil logic
why do i like to spend so much time eating?
why do i like to spend so much time chatting?
why do i like to spend so much time sleeping?
why do i like to spend so much time rotting?
why do i like to spend so much time daydreaming?
why do i like to spend so much time watching the days go by?
ever felt that life is too short?
that time passes by in a blinking of an eye?
that u wished u had more time to do everything?
fear not, the prob is solved.
by simply doing all the mundane boring stuff,
dont u find that one min s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-s into hours?
which means by eating, sleeping, nuaing, etc
ur life could be prolonged immensely.
even my graphic calculator is unable to input such figures.
based on my latest estimates, ive lived for 6528 years.
wow.
mindblowing concept ya?
----joraffe----
